//headcanon: rog takes in this child who was abandoned at the precinct as his own and takes care of this child and they watch old cartoons together
if anyone likes this idea and possibly wants to make an anon for it , please hmu bc i’m O B S E S S E D
¦ BRO SHUT UP SHUT UP I NEED TO SEE THIS HAPPEN
& i ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,like have this baby demon who’s new to earth and doesn’t know what is what PM ME FOR THE DETAILS BC the more i write for this the more i’m kinda into it
@SLAVMAFIA
shot ? nah, they’d get sued. i mean if it was allowed , someone would have shot me down deaf already * he chuckled and ran his hand through his brown blondish hair * plus, i'm a little tight on money right now so... i can't quit.
The Russian narrowed his eyes , the obvious joke flying right over his head . He pulled a cigarette from his jacket . This day was too fucking long already .
' I do not understand completely , if you hate these pigs so much why don't you quit ? Will you not be shot for speaking badly of your superiors ? I remember in the motherland it was dangerous to even think such things . '
@SLAVMAFIA
* roger held his hands up in defense * okay first off— jeez, karen, someone forgot their pumpkin spice latte ! * he chuckled like the adorable dork he is * and second, i don't know where he is, im only a /secretary/ which i don't wanna be, but our system is corrupt and they only hire trigger happy /bästards/ to protect the frontlines. our system is shït okay ?