HI i'm holly short the first female recon officer in the Lower Elements police!  
My friends:
-Arty
-Foaly
-Mulch
-Trouble 
-Butler
-Nopal Rest In Peace.

My proper profile:
Name: Holly Short
Gender: Female
Rank: Captain
Age: 80 (Ish)
Status: alive (Duh)
Species: Elf (Fairy)

Apart from that good stuff I like lots of stuff. E.g Anime, Video games (Blame Foaly) and more Mud man stuff.