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Unfortunately I'll have to drop the solarballs fandom from my life for the sake of my own sanity. The way my mind interacts with it not only makes me want to watch memes that match my level of insanity, but makes me feel like my everyday actions are beyond bizarre and like I should change my reaction to everything... it's bad.
          
          A joke I made before making this decision: [solarballs]
          
          When Astrodude encounters a celestial, it's always "Where's my favor?" but never "How are you?"
          
          
          On another note, I might just read one of those crummy Hallmark books and make fun of it in the comments with the holidays coming up. Lol. I know of the movies, but do they even make hallmark books on here? I'll find out, heheh.

According to you, I've gone completely insane and so you abandoned my channel, zero hope for me that I'll be who I once was. Can't really say I blame you.
          I'm just... going through a difficult time. A transitional phase, if you will. I don't really know where my mind is at.
          I'll post my things, and then I'll leave for a while. I'll come back when I feel like I need to- and read those books that I have in my Wp library. And to anyone who thinks I've gone haywire with the community posts and lost my sense of selfitude, my apologies.

hi. I am new to wattpad and published my first story. do check my story and support me

Remember:
          
          Canon events happen when you say "f*ck it" and do something that's been on your mind.

Alright so I'll get around to it but I kinda got a schedule going on with the book-part uploads (the one you may see in this tab isn't accurate. Did I fool you? Lol-- well it's at least a lil accurate)
          
          It'll be the start of something... sweet. For me, at least.
          
          https://youtu.be/PrwAcjXYojc?si=b_CV_zg2j9jGRQWW

I'm asleep so don't wake me up with that godforbidden android alarm ringtone.

Happy mariah carey season everyone
          https://youtube.com/shorts/R7mQLP1-3D8?si=9VwC2rMLX_fnbU5z

Notes to self:
          1- keep your insecurities and revealing life struggles to yourself.
          2- write it in a notebook first before coming to wattpad. If you post and delete something, better a notebook than online.
          3- Only log on if you're going to post/edit a book part, caption a yt link, or going to actually read a wattpad book and/or comment on it.

Yo advertisers- can you stop sniggling your way onto my page? I've looked, and you usually by the time you comment on my page, you've made your account less than a month before. I mean, just look at Freddieolivia over here- she made her account just in September. Already advertising. And I got another one in my comments section of "An Introvert's Memes # 14" that made their account literally two days ago.
          
          Bro- I'm literally just making jokes in my thoughts and interpretations. What I'm NOT DOING (and apparently what you think I'm doing) is making a plot-lined story out of it. It's not a story, it's not a novel, it's just me and my memebook. So the fact that you think I'm making a chronological book with characters and overlapping storylines, just proves that you're just desperate for business. I made that post brand new, and what do you do? Go to my comment section and immediately advertise your way to enhance my "book" when I have NO INTENTION to make a full-fledged novel, which is the only thing those businesses will ever be used for.
          
          If you wanna advertise, please direct your attention to the bottom of my followers list. I won't say who it is, but there is someone gradually making chapters of a novel that I think could use your services. You're wondering who it is- figure it out, you. Teehee ^_^☆~

You know what’s funny? (well, funny in a “cry-while-eating-ice-cream” kind of way) — your story on Wattpad isn’t just good, it’s screaming at the world to be noticed. And yet, readers scroll past like they’re dodging exes at the grocery store. Wild, right? Because I actually checked out your book, and honestly… it deserves more eyes, more trust, and way more reviews than it’s currently rocking.
          
          Now here’s the psycho part: it’s not even the story that makes readers hesitate. It’s the lack of reviews. Readers don’t care if you spent $1,000 on promo or traded your soul to the TikTok algorithm. They care if other humans (the real kind, not bots or your overly supportive cousin) vouched for your book. Reviews = trust. And trust is the one thing you can’t buy with ads.
          
          That’s why I built a system where real readers actually sit down, read your work, reflect, and then leave genuine reviews. No shortcuts, no fake hype. Just authentic voices saying, “Yeah, this book is worth your time.” And when 20–50 of those voices pile up, suddenly your story doesn’t just exist — it demands attention.
          
          And yes, my readers do get a little “thank you” for their time ($15–$25 each), not as a bribe (bribes are for reality TV stars), but as coffee money and emotional support for surviving the rollercoaster your book will put them through.
          
           Motivational Quote Break: “Every book is a locked door. Reviews are the keys. Without them, even the best story stays trapped.”
          
          So, let me ask you this — are you ready to let your book stay invisible, or are you ready to finally make readers stop scrolling and start trusting? 
          
          Message me at freddieolivia5@gmail.com
           — unless, of course, you enjoy watching your masterpiece sit quietly while books with sparkly vampire covers get all the attention.