CPT_Wigglez_11

Remember: If you have zero confidence in things or in yourself, just act like an entitled b*tch 24/7 and that should fix the problem.

CPT_Wigglez_11

Dureiu would be the person to point out that I deflect everything with excuses, isolation, and using "being ignored" to walk away from any social event. As much as he tried to get some true emotion out of me or a smile at least, was the only one who saw through my facade (bro's BEEN married with kids idk what you're thinking). I won't provide much context, but I hate him. I hate him for trying to tell me there's "more to life" than just work and hermiting.

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You're driving to the dollar store but you don't know exactly how to get there. Would you take the precautionary approach, or the head-on approach?
          
          Precautionary approach: you set the GPS for it on your screen in the car and follow exactly what it says. While driving you don't take the time to look around where other places are and have to take the GPS back home as well. But at least you know where you're going.
          
          Head-on approach: forget the GPS. Just get in the car and drive around, possibly getting lost, until you eventually get to the dollar store you're looking for. You might learn where some things are via landmarks or street signs.

WeepingConstance

@CPT_Wigglez_11 absolutely the head-on approach.  I jump into things feet first and figure them out later, even when it's a horrible idea to do so.
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CPT_Wigglez_11

What goes through my head while my older brother is monologing me about going to college and all this technical sh*t about how things work and he doesn't stop talking:
          
          https://youtu.be/0Wi8Fv0AJA4?feature=shared

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*casually looks at watch*
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WeepingConstance

@CPT_Wigglez_11 okay.  that actually made me laugh out loud!! Thank you!
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I'm getting so many scam calls these days it's like my day job to decline them. They interrupt my games, my browsing, my yt videos, my wattpad boo- speak of the devil, I'm getting one right now, from... California? I don't know anyone from california! DECLINE.
          
          No joke I got like 30 "scam likely" calls yesterday. Idk wtf is going on.

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I'll let you in on a lil secret to humor
          
          First I watch something wholesome or beautiful or heartfelt, showing true emotions like this
          
          https://youtu.be/K4kBIsbBN4I?feature=shared
          
          And then to "ruin the moment" per say, I watch something completely unhinged and memeworthy like this
          
          https://youtu.be/gLl9aSaE1Zs?feature=shared

WeepingConstance

@CPT_Wigglez_11 dear lord that was funny!!
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Binge-writing go burrrrrrrrrrr-
          
          "Universe..." I sighed silently, took a deep breath and focused my energy. "I wish to speak with the God."
          
          Soon as the words left my mouth I felt a chill go through my entire body. It lasted only a few seconds, but it gave me a gut feeling that something had changed. [What now?] I thought.
          
          I closed my eyes, and waited for something to happen. Anything. Maybe I didn't notice at first, but I was slowly losing my grip on reality... and slipping into the mindscape. My eyes were now open, but my mind held the image of a big round purple-black portal, and I was drawn to it.
          
          [The right direction] my intuition told me. So I willed myself (am I even human in this form?) toward this swirling disaster that was also calming somehow. 
          
          Faster, faster I was being pulled toward this thing. And before I knew it the portal was gone- replaced by this... void of chaos. Images of memories flickered against nonexistent walls, some of them animated with muffled voices. They were everywhere- and yet I couldn't understand a single word being said. Aside from the memories, there was just blackness filled occasionally by random objects.
          
          But this imagery lasted only a few seconds, before instantly orchestrating itself into a long hallway with doors left and right lining it. I wasn't sure what to make of this. It looked like some sort of hotel, but [off], somehow.
          
          "What is this?" I found myself saying out loud. I was supposed to speak with the higher powers of the Universe to find some answers, and instead they put me in some kind of maze? Outrageous!
          
          I focus to see if I'm drawn to any one door to go into, but after a minute it doesn't come to me. So I just grabbed the nearest door-- locked. It was locked. Okayyy next door- wait. How many doors are there again?
          
          I looked down the hall to see it was longer then a normal one, several doors that at my angle looked to be the exact same-- brown wooden doors, gold doorknobs, and a star symbol at the top.

WeepingConstance

@CPT_Wigglez_11 bro you just wrote something that Lovecraft himself could have
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