CR4WLB4CKT0ME

;        check out my brand new anon @BLEEDINGH34RT , pretty pls :3

-DrunkDetective-

“Why is it that it always seems to be the tall that I have this problem with? I have never had someone under six foot stare at me quite like that for quite so long in all my life. Do you think I’m a leprechaun? I’m not Irish but at this point, I’m beginning to run out of ideas. So tell me now, what is it? Do you need a police officer or am I in danger?”

CR4WLB4CKT0ME

❝ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃˢ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵘⁿᵈᵒ, ⁱ'ˡˡ ʰᵒˡᵈ ᵃ ᵐⁱʳʳᵒʳ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘ❞
          ;     CB FOR ONE-LINERS , all fandoms / ocs welcome 

CR4WLB4CKT0ME

;      the only effective way to kill obsession is to destroy all of humanity , or their ability to feel obsession and devotion <33 
          it is incredibly op , but all you gotta do to win in a fight is to either trap it somewhere , or rizz it into being devoted to your muse :shrug: 

CR4WLB4CKT0ME

;       the moment it gets out , it's slaughtering your muse's entire bloodline , but don't worry about that :fingers_crossed: 
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CR4WLB4CKT0ME

;       stick obsession and its horse in a deep , deep hole idk 
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CR4WLB4CKT0ME

;      if obsession had a phone , it'd only ever communicate with your muse via horse pics from weird angles 
          maybe the odd photo of its longsword through the windshield of someone's car 

hyrded

/    tell him to do it because,     rurik will immediately recognize the breed and the sword, sending intricate details back like he owns both things, and personally knows obsession.  JSJSJSJDJDDJ
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strongshields

@CR4WLB4CKT0ME / / * * oop, no worries. its like a 0.5 photo just from the side of a horses face if that makes sense
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spidercxre

[@CR4WLB4CKT0ME] /    For some reason , this has brought me joy at the wholesome thought.
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