Bum Bum... Bum Bum... Bum... Bah!
Welcome to our brand new society. (Society!)
We're all as happy as can be. (Can be!)
United are we, in our cardinal values three.
Welcome to the OSC!
“You're probably wondering: ‘What does OSC stand for?’”
“OSC stands for the things that we stand for!”
“They're the three guiding principals that we strive to uphold in our community!”
O is for Order, I keep things organized! (Organized!)
S is for Safety that way nobody dies!
And C's Cooperation, not competition, that's the key! (That's the key...)
At the O...
S...
C!
Where total satisfaction is a guarantee!
