WHO WE ARE:
@Fr0stFl1ght  +OFFLINE+
@WarriorCat87 +OFFLINE+
@StarRiverClan22 +OFFLINE+

WHAT WE DO:
derrrrrrrrpppppppppppppppp...

BIOS:
Hey, this is le Frosteh. I am a HUGE derp (Y'all probably can tell by le account). I hate crookedbeets (look at the story) with a passion. I am obsessed with Warriors, House M.D., Harry Potter, and lots more stuff but I would take up the whole page if I put it all..

Whassup guys? SilverPaws/Silverlight here! I'm a master fishslapper and a pineapple butt with a serious obsession over Stampy and cake...don't judge... (it's weird already, you don't need to mess with it Frosteh!)

Hai! Boo here, aka SRC22! :3 I lerv da Muffins,Muffins are life. Proud supporter of CROOKEDBEETS, MNCS, & I SLAP YOU WITH MY FEESH! :D (Yay for feesh! -Silv)

THE CROOKEDBEETS STORY: 
Alright, this is Silver speaking. So Crookedbeets means autocorrect or fail. It started out on Miners Need Cool Shoes. I was talking to my friend ringwormsherm25 about the Warriors book "Crookedstar's Prophecy" and somehow her autocorrect changed "Crookedstar" to "Crookedbeets." It's a true story, if you don't believe me go on MNCS and ask Sherm. So that's how the story began. How it ends? We're not sure, but anything works as long as there's waffles :3

DERPY STUFF:
The cake is a lie and the pie is the cake so the cake is real and the pie is a lie
Joe the bird (who was really a unicow) sat on his friend and accidentally suffocated him. (Credit to @rosebuddy356, sent in by @Dragoncat16)
"Really? You just had to do that, didn't you?" The boy asked as his younger sister ate his goldfish. (Credit to @Dragoncat16)
A large shape was moving through the sky. "It's a dragon!" shrieked one boy. "Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!" called another. (Credit to @Dragoncat16)

THINK YOU CAN OUTDERP US?
If you have a derpy sentence email it to crookedbeets@outlook.com! It might get featured!

No, seriously, we mean it. It's a real email. We're not being derpy.

CYA CROOKEDBEETERS!