Hotshot The Clone Trooper

Hotshot. 

Really liked your story!

Just got to watching the Mandalorian season 2 episode 1 and HO LEE KARABAST IT WAS AWESOME!!

101 announcements! How long have I been gone?

So... what’s going on with everyone?

Fuck I thought getting the Wattpad app would make things easier way easier. I can’t find shit dawg!!

Is it just me or does Ezra Bridger’s first lightsaber look like a glorified staple gun.

*teleports in* My nAmE iS eGgS bEnIdIcT aNd I wOn'T bE wOrKiNg ThE bReAkFaSt ShIfT tHiS jOb HaD nO pReReQuIsItE dOeS tHaT mEaN I sHoUlD'vE bEeN hEsItAnT iNsTeAd oF jUsT aCcEpTiNg It cAuSe i'M dIgGiNg Up A cOuPlE sKeLeToNs wItH aRtIfIcIaL iNtElLiGeNcE i'D bEtTeR qUiT nOw, To HeLl WiTh ThIs
          NoPe, I cAn'T nOw, tOo lAtE tHiS eLeVaToR's GoInG dOwN tO mY gRaVe UnDeRgRoUnD, lOoK aRoUnD, nOt A sOuNd CaN eScApE fReAkInG oUt I'm HoW mAnY hOuRs AwAy? Ah, FeElS lIkE i'Ve BeEn DoWn HeRe fOr dAyS tHiS fReE pIzZa VoUcHeR cAn WaIt NoT gOnNa Lie, Not pRoUd Of ThE pAy Hey bOsS, hOw AbOuT a rAiSe? A mEcHaNiCaL cLoWn WiTh A pOwErFuL gAzE lOcKeD iN a CoFfIn, BoUnD lIkE a sLaVe CoUnTiN tHe PlAtEs CoMiNg oUt Of HeR fAcE hAs ShE fOuNd AnY wAy To GeT oUt Of HeR cAgE? mAyBe (wHaT) tHeY'rE nOt sO bAd
          BaBy (YeS), jUsT sToP, rElAx SoRrY tHaT I cAn'T hElP yOu OuT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rCmKVD-K0o

OK, the second chapter of my first book is out. Please read it.

*Sigh* Well, Rex has me on shuttle scrubbing duty for the rest of the day. He found a drawing of him as a cat on my data pad that Fives and Echo made. Man he is pissed