Caaptain-Obvioos

Why do we tell boys not to wear skirts?? Skirts look amazing?? How about instead of telling them not to, we tell them how to do it RIGHT honey don't go out lookin like a piece of work

Caaptain-Obvioos

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The fact that all this shit is happening in the US and Trump still put out a call to sign his birthday card when everybody is fINALLY deciding that we universally hate him IS SO FUNNY. 
          
          "You wanna sign my borfday cawd? I know aww dis sucs but,,, it's my borfday!" Shut the fuck up