BenePickle

Me posting here again because Im reverting to things that I used to do years ago due to extreme stress? More likely then you think 

Let me be clear I did not have sexual relations with that woman 

I didnt fuc my cat

I have the url to this exact page for the sole purpose of mmm

Oh my fucking god. What in the fresh hell is this?

That kinda gay bro ngl

i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. i promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible (1/?)
            -Shane Dawson

*cries but the tears are specifically directed toward my dog's ass*

To my one irl friend on here 
          I cut off a lot of my hair 
          I gave multiple friends lice
          I will show up almost bald soon
          B o n e s
          B r e a d 
          S o o n 
          C h e e s e

Don’t you love it when you want to shave your head but you get called retarded