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twin is you good ALSO CORPSE BRIDE IS PEAK
          -riri

It is November, and I am healed! Therefore, we are gonna be back on schedule soon, and I want to open up submissions for Corpse Bride La Squadra, with a monetary incentive for winners! 
          
          Here are some notes to help with your art!
          
          Illuso - The Groom
          Prosciutto - Headless Bartender
          Pesci - Undertaker
          Formaggio - A humanoid Maggot that serves as Illuso’s conscious
          Risotto - Pastor/Father
          Melone - the Black Widow, deaths Beautician
          Ghiaccio - The ghostly bureaucrat, he shines the eyeballs, fixes illusos wedding tux, oils bones…
          Bruno - the man you’re SUPPOSED to marry
          
          Your due date is DECEMBER FIFTH, you have a month to make something you feel really emulates corpse bride x la squadra!!!
          
          It doesn’t have to be a cover art, anything you produce will be posted and appreciated, I’ll also be making some myself!o
          
          These notes on these characters are subject to change, but if they do that will not affect any placing in this contest!
          
          Thank you everyone! 
          
          Any questions, please contact me:
          
          Instagram: Zombi__gutz
          Discord: Neotoyoko

New update: Wild Cards
          
          -possessive Diego
          -diego getting off to reader basically
          -not subtle pucci
          -even less subtle valentine
          -y/n and brooklyn development
          -appearance of secret character im going to turn into the NASTIEST submissive freak later
          -6k words

@ Cactusperson12  get well soon broski, and don't force yourself out omg an induced coma? jesus istg fanfic writers have some sort of curse

Sorry for no updates, I got into a car crash mid-way through the summer and was in a medically induced coma. BUT i am here and ready to feed you my starving children. we will start the art competition soon!

BRO ARE YOU OKAY TWIN :praying:

HIIII CACTUS :3 i literally logged in for the first time in 5 years to say hi :3 i miss you

ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER ART CONTEST!
          
          I’d like to support our community and host an art competition once more! I need a cover art for an upcoming fic I have planned, and who better than my talented followers to ask!
          
          But first, how about we vote on the fic it will be for!
          
          … Kira x Mer! Reader. A recluse on the edge of an island has a run in with a mermaid. 
          
          …Franken!Risotto x Reader. Reconstructing life by the death of others, you create the perfect man, and he is horrifying. 
          
          …CorpseBride! La Squadra x Reader. You practice your vows with a hand-shaped stick in the woods. Moments later, a zombie pops out and drags you to the underworld. “I do.”
          
          …Apocalypse AU! Prosciutto x Fem!Reader. The wasteland is unforgiving, within the tightly knit group of La Squadra even there is a veil of distrust. However, the capo’s right hand can’t keep to himself when he realizes he has a crush on Melone’s other half.
          
          …RisottoxreaderxAbbacchio. Abbacchio finds his long-lost friend just as Risotto finds his lover in the same person. The two fight for your devotion, and to be your devoted. Extreme pettiness at play.
          
          … Fanboy!Ghiaccio x Rockstar!Reader. You begin to notice a lot of strange things happen around you as a… dedicated super-fan makes himself known. Like a dead body in your hotel room. 
          
          …HotPantsXFem!Reader. Hot pants can’t seem to shake this obsessive and annoying bounty hunter who has an embarrassing crush on her. It makes it that much more difficult to realize she likes her back. 
          
          …CryptKeeper!Fugo x Necromancer! Reader. Stop breaking into his cemetery to steal corpse parts! He’s chased you out at every hour, hated hearing that tell-tale jingle of your obnoxiously climbing the gate, but when he realizes you can bring back Narancia, he starts to sing a different tune. 
          
          
          Vote on your favorite, and when we pick it, I’ll give a due date and list the rewards!
          
          Thank you all!

UPDATE: The Living Purgatory!

UPDATE: Ninety-Nine Balloons! Tonio finds you after you escape, and Rohan is panicking.