2dgroupie

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(Words in the parentheses are said by pidge and allura)
          
          Chillin' with my homies at the Home Depot
          (Home Depot)
          Buyin' screws and nails, manly shit you know?
          (You know?)
          My homie says to me "What kind of drill you want?"
          (He asked me)
          So I said I wanted one right in the ass
          
          (What?)
          
          I'm not gay
          I'm not gay
          It was a joke guys, come on
          I'm not gay
          I like vag more than a pornstar scandal
          But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle?
          
          Playin' tackle football with my homies in the park
          Had to wrap it up cause it was gettin' dark
          (Gettin' dark)
          The other team was looking straight scary as shit
          (Ooooo)
          But my quarterback, he ain't having none of it
          (He ain't scared)
          He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at
          My priority job was to protect the sack
          (Okay)
          So fourth down, he bends over and yells "Hike!"
          So I went and grabbed his balls!
          
          (Uhhh...)
          
          I'm not gay
          I'm not gay
          I'm just doing my job, step off
          I'm not gay
          It's not like I was purposefully tryin' to feel them
          I just care about the safety of your future children
          (Godfather)
          I'm not gay, I'm not gay
          Quit telling me that, man
          I'm not gay
          Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled, son
          P.S. I didn't know that you were so well hung
          
          
          Strollin' with my homies in West Hollywood
          (Hollywood)
          Wasn't my idea because I'm not gay
          Dude walks by me with his shirt off, and I was like
          "Damn bitch, you fine!"
          
          ...Fuck
          
          I'm not gay guys
          That ain't me
          I'm just comfortable with my sexuality
          So I can admit when I see a guy
          Who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes
          And a rock hard chest, and rippling abs
          And the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves
          And those bulging quads, and the perfect bod
          And ohh my god, take your pants off
          
          Um..
          Fuck it