Jade B.

So um... I've decided that I'm going to be using Wattpad to publish original work. Since this is the site that the least of my readers read on and the most original work-friendly one, I'll be unpublishing all of my fanfiction on here. 
          
          Don't worry though, my works are still up on both FFN and Ao3 under the penname CaedmonOfTheHighland so they haven't disappeared. 
          
          Anyways, love you all and thank you ever so much for the support!

Me: writing a book based on Greek myths
          
          Me, writing the trigger warnings: Incest, Bestiality, Cannibalism, Murder, Desecration of Corpses and Places of worship...
          
          Istg, Greek mythology is wack asf

Me: Has like a dozen of projects i'm trying to finish all at the same time.
          
          Also Me: Writes two more entire fics instead of working on the ones that are already published.

I just took the openpsychometrics character test and idk if I should be offended or honoured that I share 70% of my traits with Dobby.

Unpopular Opinion:
          
          I think Harry and Tom are equally as complex as Dumbledore and Snape. While Dumbledore and Snape's characters were so developed and had some very obvious morally grey spots here and there, She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named didn't even begin to show some equally grey spots in Harry and Tom. 
          
          Had the Harry Potter books gone in a different direction where she went a little more into Harry's personality rather than him just being good and righteous like a good little hero or even just shown more of how the veritable horrors he endured during his formative years (Between neglect, accidental Murder, Lots of near-deaths, etc...) affected him, it would honestly be my dream come true. Same with Tom. He has like two personality traits which are evil and smart. 
          
          ALSO, NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME THAT TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE ISN'T QUEERCODED. Wtf JK, not cool.
          
          Actually, almost every single one of JK's villains (Specifically in Harry Potter) are queer coded. Case in point, Draco Malfoy, Lucious Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange and Alecto Carrow. (Actually though, someone take a look at a picture of Alecto Carrow and tell me she doesn't look like a butch lesbian)

So um... spoiler warning for the first book in the Red Queen Duology (Technically it's four books but I'm not counting the prequels).
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Guysss I'm like halfway through Red Queen by Victoria Aveyard and it's hurting me on a physical level. 
          
          Like Mare was doing so well, she had legitimate opportunity to change the silver monarchy from the inside then she just had to join the red mafia/ revolutionary movement and... girl. They're going to find you and decapitate your ass. Also, Maven is just *Screams in Fangirl*

Do you ever just wish Spotify had a comment section?

Haha, guess who's trying out the Wattpad writing contests.

So Marie Lu made an Instagram post talking about voting and I aspire to reach the level where people know you're a writer immediately just by looking at the way you write things. I was reading it and my reaction was just yep, she's definitely a writer. She's honestly goals. Also, she has a new book coming out and I'm so pumped.
          
          Lmao, sorry, I think my hero-worship is showing a little bit.

Can someone please explain to me wtf sex pollen is. I was looking at popular HP tropes and I came across it and... what is it?