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Was I just running from my uncle an hour ago? Yeah. Why thou might ask? Well I dumped a bucket of water on that heathen because a year ago, pushed me over in my beach chair ON THE BACH when I was ALMOST ASLEEP. Like vitch I hold grudges. He also got my sister to throw a water balloon at me today and he's done other shit. I may have to live in fear now but do not regret it.
P.S. If you all come to my funeral I love yellow roses with small purple flowers.