I am breadbythepastrycat on YouTube and on Discord btw (don't be afraid to send a request! When the two people in my contacts are offline, I'm quite literally by myself lmao)
Alt account, add 8 to my year count <3
"Remember Pomni people die when they are killed!"
"Damn, these bitches gay! Good for them"
"NONSENSE! WE'RE ADVENTURING A BANK, POMNI! KEEP UP!"
"Have you ever heard of this wonderful thing called kromer?"
"You parasite~"
"Shimmy shimmy yay shimmy yay shimmy yahhh DRANK swalalalaaaaa"
"Oh Moon, I have fallen for you. But alas, I accidentally turned myself into a plush and I can't turn back. Please hold me, I tiny"
"You like Gummigoo, dontcha Pomni?"
"I STEAL CHEESE. YOU CANT CATCH ME. HE HE HE HE HE HE HE- *bang*"
"HI IMMA JETSKI"
"(Knife is a knife and he loves his wife!) OH NO, MY WIFE!"
"I have a mouth and YOU all screamed!"
"Hi, I'm Pianosaurus~! I used to play in a band, then the asteroid hit~!"
"HUMANS. THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT THEMSELVES. THEY'RE *SPOILED*"
"And don't forget who's running the show~!!!!!"
"It's news to me that it's news to you....~"
"You know, I never programmed you to say that you loved me...."
"So I can keep my HUNDREDS OF ALL SEEING EYES ON YOU~!"
"YOU PARASITE!!!"
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- JoinedJune 21, 2026
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