I am some girl on the internet. How are you? Just kidding. I can't hear you. Silly nugget.

(>^_^)># Here is a waffle! :D

Hey beautiful, you lost? Follow me!

MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sorry, it just felt right.


Speaking of which, who came up with the first curse word? 

Another thing I'll never understand: Who came up with the idea for textbook covers?

"Alright we need a picture to represent the greater dynamics of calculus..."

"How about a picture of a dude surfing?"

"Fucking brilliant Jim."

ALRIGHT I'M DONE!