Hello, humans! So, if you came here to learn about me...cool I guess.
Here's a few things you should know:
• I live in America, but whenever we say the pledge in school, I say, "I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United Kingdom of Europe." Then I sit.
• I drink water.
• I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES
• I'm still a member of the FNaF fandom even tho it's kind of dead now-
• Air is yummy.
• Does eating the dick make you a cannibal?
• Please ignore the username and profile picture. Innocence isn't even in my vocabulary anymore-
• I've been on Wattpad a while. This is just a new account.
My Ships:
•Fangle
•Fredrica
•Bonica
•Fonnie
•Toy Bonica
•Toy Fredica
•Toy Fonnie
•Bongle
•Springle
•Springtrap X Goldie (can't think of a ship name...)
•Ballaby
•Ennaby
•Eggsotic Butters (Eggs Benedict X Exotic Butters...)
- JoinedJune 28, 2019
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It's common knowledge that bad things happen to good people sometimes. But...what about people who are just...
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Distinguished- Chica X Bonnie
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In the after life, the society's hierarchy is based on how famous you were on Earth. Each time someone's name...