✨Cal ✨

cats are the best.

Penis

What if I ate my cat?

My neighbors are being loud and blaring music and it's literally 9pm. Like why, some of us want to sleep 

I didn't realize how flipping heavy oatmeal is so I ate a bowl and now my stomach is going "wtf you haven't eaten this in forever ew it's foreign" 

I literally made a book for the sole purpose of me popping off every night about what happened that day or random shit. If you wanna check it out do so ig

Unus Annus is going away in 6 hours. It's sad, and I wish I could have indulged in it a little more while it was around. However, it was fun while it lasted, and I'm sad I'll be missing the final moments due to my sleep schedule and parental requirements. 
          
          Momento mori.

As I was walking out of the bathroom with my filled up water bottle my brother gave me a weird look
          
          Like I bet he thinks I filled it up in the toilet or smthn LMAO
          
          but no, I filled it up in the sink 

Pet Pyves of mine in writing:
          
          1) THE "~" THING!!! It literally has no use other than in horny fan fictions where it's overused and just YUCK
          
          2) People who write "[Character]'s POV every time there's a POV switch. JUST PLEASE NO IT MAKES THE STORY LOOK BAD
          
          3) Stories/Fanfics that move way too fast. Man I do not want a story where legit the two character just meet and then suddenly they're dating 2 paragraphs later it's just ugh and like please no
          
          4) LITERAL PORN FANFICS THAT ARE TERRIBLY WRITTEN
          I don't read poorly written things in general but like when people incorporate "smut" in with the poor writing it's just all too terrible. Like please no please stop I'll cry

I just thought of something... 
          
          Y'all know that vine that goes "we all die you either kill yourself or get killed"
          
          Well it's right
          
          Getting rid of all the outside ways to be killed such as sickness and murder, you're left with the second option. However, this doesnt mean just the sewerslide. Because, if you really think about it, if you aren't killed by an outside cause, your body basically shuts down on itself at some point, meaning you technically died due to yourself 
          
          Idk this is probably a dumb analysis and was probably obvious in the beginning but I just thought of it and feel cool