Am I a guy, am I a girl? I don't know; why do people always ask that? I could be a fish, you never know. 

What else... I like burgers? Yeah, I like them the same way I like my women - EXTRA THICC (Good on you if you know where that last part comes from) 

Also pasta, chicken, potatoes, lettuce, cabbage, raddish, sandwhiches (which are just thin burgers, change my mind), video games, anime, manga, books, exercising (which is ironic, I'm fat), the ocean (love-hate relationship;' it's beautiful but scary as shit), the sky (again, ironic, I'm acrophobic), planes, guns, cars. Jesus, the list goes on. I'd rather not bore you. 

Anyways; I don't write a lot anymore. I mostly just edit stuff for people these days.