I am related to @EllaWrites ;)
Favorite band(s): Red, Skillet, Breaking Benjamin, Pillar, Decyfer Down 
I play guitar (a bit of bass too), and I love music... dunno what I would do without it.
Do not fan me and expect to get a fan back, unless I liked your story(ies).


"Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. [Dramatic intro music.] I will be your narrator. My name is Aurora Borealis. There are OVER 400 stars in our galaxy, maybe more. No one knows for sure. Many have said that the universe is even larger than the Indian Ocean. And that is why it is called "Infinitum Star-Octo-Pusium." Ah, yes: Our glorious constellations. There they all are. Take a look. Over here we have one with a guy…holding some sort of thing. Over here, our beloved Olympic rings; all seven of them. And here…here's one with a fish."


Shawn : Gus, give me a word.

Gus : A word?

Shawn : Yeah, something hard but something you could spell.

Gus : I could spell anything.

[...They clash. Gus refuses. Shawn returns to the microphone.]

Shawn : Banana

Girl Contestant : …Can you repeat that?

Shawn : Yes. Ba-NA-na.

Girl : …Definition please?

Shawn : [exasperated] A yellow fruit. Also, a kind of pudding. A delicious pudding.

Girl : Sentence please?

Shawn : Anna-banana would like to hear Venis by Bananarama. …Banana. 


Gus's Secretary : There's a "Lieutenant Crunch" here to see you sir. 
Gus: "Lieutenant Crunch"? 
Shawn: Actually I've been promoted. It's "Caption Crunch" now. 


[Scene: Video Technician is pounding at the locked door. Gus and Shawn are trapped, and panicked.]

Shawn : [to Gus] Plan A or plan B?

Gus : B

[Technician bursts through the door to find Gus drooped lifeless in a chair. Shawn stands over Gus, looking aghast.]

Shawn : Oh my God, I killed him! [Shawn runs out in a panic.]

[Lifeless Gus suddenly jumps up and runs after Shawn.]