CaliCalidan
//what am i doing instead of my english assignment thats due in 12 hours and 46 minutes
//flicking through wattpad for no apparent reason
//sigh
CaliCalidan
CaliCalidan
*mii channel music playing in the distance*
CaliCalidan
My new ‘display name’ might get me flagged as inappropriate. But do I really care? At this point, no.
CaliCalidan
//I have April 4, 1605 set as the birthday for this account since that’s Calidan’s birthday and I’m surprised Wattpad hasn’t asked questions yet
BoootyHoles
@CaliCalidan Im pretty sure Since there wasnt any date on here before A.D. I put mine at 0 A.D.
CaliCalidan
Admin: my mum just said that the cheese on crackers we’re eating is better than sex and I replied with “the only thing better than sex is Jesus”
CaliCalidan
Admin: the best thing about this account is that everyone apart from me has forgotten it exists so I can pretty much do whatever I fuckin please
CaliCalidan
This reading platform can go get a giant cactus shoved up its back-end hole by fanfiction.net
CaliCalidan
I apologise for my former aggression. I was in a bad place. But this very Wattpad we reside in can still suck my dick
CaliCalidan
The new Harry Potter game is incorrect. I have two brothers, not one, and neither of them are certainly named something as modern as /Jacob/.
3/5 stars
Brenderman
Well I mean because of the horny nature of our dear friend Apollo, and also counting the demigod sons of Athena, you have way more than just two or three or four brothers. Much more than just Asclepius, Malcolm Pace, Aristaeus and Will Solace
AnnabethMalVeyPotter
How many accounts are you on at one time? Lol. It's 3am and I have to get ready for school in 3.5 hours. Oops.
SexyApollo
Admin: I kinda wanna start a one-shot book for this account since Calidan is the god of writing but recently my writing abilities have gone downhill soooooo