CalicoCrisis

What are I GerCan?

CalicoCrisis

Maybe I should stop pirating music that I can easily get on treble
          Nah
          I should get hyperlinked
          Again 

CalicoCrisis

@CalicoCrisis except it's not to ph
            I keep getting sent to some site that's like "GAMBLE ALL YOUR CHILDS COLLEGE MONEY AWAYY!!!!!!!!!!!! WWIN BIG"
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CalicoCrisis

Just set my alarm sound to phantom of the Opera see y'all tomorrow or not if I like ascend or something 

CalicoCrisis

@Crystalline-Blue woke up frightened today
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Crystalline-Blue

@CalicoCrisis aaaaaaaaa or whatever she sings
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CalicoCrisis

Here to tell you I made two rare pairs which I could not explain to the average US citizen if I tried

CalicoCrisis

@Crystalline-Blue TR x Spotify and hrhe the second onr 
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CalicoCrisis

@Crystalline-Blue I don't think it's that weird just that the average US citizen isn't into the Countryhumans 
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CalicoCrisis

Using all of my data up today to tell you kid who I hate dearly/the guy who ribs his shoes on me in gym/Best Buy's brother said he was going to Hitler me 
          Which ApPaReNtLy didn't mean impregnate me
          He has once again kicked me in the head :pensive:

CalicoCrisis

Funfact: the guy who painted those melting clocks (Salvador Dali) wanted to turn Adolf Hitler into a girl and impregnate him

Crystalline-Blue

@CalicoCrisis woah what a lovely couple
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CalicoCrisis

@Crystalline-Blue I think the being racist part was why he dreamed of Hitler being his bitch (theory)
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Crystalline-Blue

@CalicoCrisis looked at wikipedia. Apperently he was  pretty gay but he had a wife. Also hes racist
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CalicoCrisis

Hey watty, bro, what was that

CalicoCrisis

@Crystalline-Blue made me sign terms and conditions??
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CalicoCrisis

A lot of children left behind ig