Jim Gaffigan

30 followers!!! Wowee!! Yipeee! Y'all are gonna be so jisappointed 

My toxic trait is thinking I could get 3 stars on Big Shot IN SCHOOL 

I LOVE MAGIC TILES 3 IM PLAYING BIG SGOT !!!

Funfact that may just be misinformation: the first usage of 69 as a meme number was in 1790 ?? 

She said she was gonna discuss Countryhumans next session ◉⁠⌓⁠◉

I accidentally told my therapist about Countryhumans when I tried to explain to her what my Minecraft skin is. Am I cooked?

It's next Wednesday I think and Spotify is only married to TR I decided 

Call my egg my husband the way I'm straight up beating it 

I forgot I made Mexico bully the shit out of Chile 

Money can't buy me happiness but it CAN but me the black half of barrack Obama 
          
          (Don't dismember me this was a cards against humanity thingy)