Jim Gaffigan

[POTASSIUM] has given me clues of an arg? Fr fr guys 
          He keeps telling me my scratch account page isn’t an arg and that he’ll tell the audience if I tell on him
          TELL THEM WHAT??
          TELL W H O??

People who are human:
          Vs us:
          
          
          (I make half my announcements during all-nighters and schedule them for later)

Cool problem: I don’t have a wattpad password. I logged in with my google account on my phone and not the one on my iPad and I forgot the password. 
          
          Funky problem: My pfp is ass. I’d make it an OC but I don’t have any. :Sob: 
          
          Cooler problem: Right now I can’t make announcements on my page
          
          
          Coolest problem: no one really knows this acc
          
          Cool solution: all my stuff from my old phone will be uploaded on a new one
          Minor disability: The new one comes Oct 24th

“I hate it when people say like 5 sentences and then go ‘I’m sorry I’m rambling’ Nuh uh yo ass is just talking stfu (keep talking).” -Someone who probably does that

My dad owes me 70 dollars and [POTASSIUM] won’t pay me 3,000 or 300$ GRR

What the heck is an airplane like because my mom said it was like being on a roller coaster
          +I forgot I had eczema

https://youtu.be/NcyfV320T60?si=lDIWI3bRLSDG33QX
          I keep watching this and I keep crying but it’s so good but I keep crying

Tumblr writers when writing prompt gives a prompt of like 5 words:

I did smash or pass with WWMS Egypt and 2/3 people said pass but [POTASSIUM] said smash
          I didn’t tell anyone it was Egypt 
          Also there was no hesitation the man said smash without a second thought.
          I think he died when I said “that’s Egypt”

One time I bet 12 dollars on something not happening in 2nd grade and everyone acted like I was Jirff Pesos or something