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I just heard watcha say in public. I'm foaming at the mouth and going through 5 stages of grief
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Y little is throwing it back what :sob:
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*When you try to read a recommended RusAme book but the consequences of your actions make it a book with Third Union smut that gen makes you wanna jump off a cliff*
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@CalicoCrisis That moment when you cry/piss your pants because you saw something you were JUST READING 2 HOURS AGO
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Reminder that last year Wattpad user The Russian Empire read SoviReich fanfics!
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@Crystalline-Blue because it's an onion and Rice. In theory if you mix them together you'd get Fried Rice
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That's it, I'm moving to New Jersey
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Why is it growing so fast :sob:
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Stock markets are distractions!! The only way forward is death. Ascend. Upgrade. Rebirth. You're stronger when you come back. And also you get a cookie dragon. Dragonflight is simply stocks booming. After Fractal engines the next upgrade is JAVA SCRIPT :sob: This breaks the game. You clone yourself because it's the only logical way to proceed. They all think they are the original, but you are. Because you're the one in control..? And then you invent more reality bending stuff because avoiding identity crisis. And then we get addicted to drugs and suffer withdrawal. Golden cookies disappear because you aren't supposed to hesitate. Ascend. Upgrade. Rrbirth. Infinite cycle until boredom.
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I'm trying so hard to not kick my mother's boyfriend out.
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In da club
Straight up saving "it"
And by "it"... Let's jusr say... The Treas
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#1 in kangaroo
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The absolute urge to tell the wall about oversimplified references I make on a daily basis...
I
It's :scared:
This is gonna enrage my father who will punish me accordingly:sad:
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@Crystalline-Blue reference to Oversimplified's video about Adolf Hitler that I watched on my school during drama class last grade. My father is not physically capable of hitting any of his children