CalicoCrisis2

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*Sigh* I'm 50% gay

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@Crystalline-Blue I expected my gay meter to eith be 12% or 87%
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Guess who just broke their phone charger and laptop charger in one go

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My old phone is literally being so triffilcult I'm about to throw it at the wall and tear it up with my teeth

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@Crystalline-Blue everything's going according to plan now :devil:
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Nepal is my new HRE

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@Crystalline-Blue When I got super obsessed with Holy Roman Empire's design but it's Nepal now
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Me when my dad describes his sex life:

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@Crystalline-Blue I could've lived a full and happy life without a description of how my mom is in bed. I could've had kids. I probably wouldn't, however
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My profile is a onlyfans bot hotspot fr

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I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU'LL HOOKUP WITH A STRANGER ANGELA!!! I AM IN KIDDLE SCHOOL ALL I CARE ABIT IS GETTING A SCHOLARSHIP
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I forgot to mention I'm on my NEW PHONE that my dad said he would get me foR MY BIRTHDAY

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Wsg it appears I've gained more followers during my absence