CalicoCrisis2

Expect the B O N E S

Maplemaplemaplemaple

I shall... Expect bones..
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CalicoCrisis2

Ain’t nothing gonna stop me from eating my brother alive

CalicoCrisis2

@Maplemaplemaplemaple something (self control) is stopping me from eating my brother alive
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CalicoCrisis2

[POTASSIUM] has given me clues of an arg? Fr fr guys 
          He keeps telling me my scratch account page isn’t an arg and that he’ll tell the audience if I tell on him
          TELL THEM WHAT??
          TELL W H O??

CalicoCrisis2

@Maplemaplemaplemaple everyone I know or everyone on earth??
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CalicoCrisis2

KYLA SHSYBAUSGBGYSX WAIT THATS HIS NAME :SOB:

CalicoCrisis2

@Maplemaplemaplemaple that’s half of Potassium’s irl name :sob:
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CalicoCrisis2

Why are you pissed? Your life doesn’t suck

CalicoCrisis2

@Maplemaplemaplemaple I had a batshit crazy thought while me angry at myself for being crazy
            The message is to me
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CalicoCrisis2

I’m gonna eat a fork and microwave myself

CalicoCrisis2

I will give my older brother a pet and deep fry it and eat it in front of him
          But before I eat it hold what I deep fried and toss it to him ‘to see how hot it is’
          
          I promise what just happened wasn’t that deep!! I have build up

CalicoCrisis2

Yum!! Chores!!
            
            
            
            Why did I react like that tho
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CalicoCrisis2

Ya’ll remember that one RusAme story where Russia raped BOLAND after being dumped by Ame???
          Like it was simultaneously RusAme, RusGer, GerPol, RusPol, AmeGer-
          It wasn’t even poly they were all just kinda cheating on each other (except for Poland) 
          Germany got a concussion and had short term memory loss and kept telling BOLAND he loved him (I pulled the AmeGer out my ahh)
          The only reason I say RusGer is bc Russia had a crush on Germany???

Maplemaplemaplemaple

Sometimes I wonder what goes through people's heads to make such crack
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