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     ( > #<) So, I was going to give you this waffle,

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      ( > #<) But then it looked so tasty!
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    (U U) So I ate the waffle!

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    (U U) But then I felt guilty...

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    (>o< ) So I got you this cookie, instead!!

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    (O.O)
    (>o< ) But suddenly the cookie looked really good, too...

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    (U U) So I ate it!!