Hello world, my name is not important. I'm joking, that's an intro to some song I heard before. My name is Chris, but you can just call me Chris.

Yes, I am a dude. A guy. A manly man. Yes.

I turned 18 on the glorious day of October 18th! I'm free bitch! Well, not yet...

I live in Florida, with it's stupid weather. Seriously, the weather here is so fucking bi-polar.

I read when I'm bored, it keeps me out of trouble. I can't write worth shit, so I'm not even going to try.

I'm hella sarcastic, I just want to let you know that right now. So if I say something, just don't get offended. I'm saying sorry beforehand... Sorry. 


@AlwaysMe_ My homieeeeee, who I just so happen to be crazy about, cuz she's fucking awesome. There. I said it. But if you follow her and talk to her she'll be really super sweet to you ;p


@_CrazyyTaylor she's just plain crazy and mostly weird. Follow her, she's a cool person to know.

According to  @Meryam19, I'm a "Cocky little turtle!":p Go follow that chick.

If you want to talk to me, just pm me. Trust me, I'm friendly. Sometimes.

That's all I have to say for now, DEUCES.