CallMeOceanPlease

You ever fall in love with someone, stop talking to them, and then fall in love with them all over again a few years later but know they won't still like you back?
          	
          	Yeah anyways, anyone wanna buy a broken soul? I'm selling it half off. 

CallMeOceanPlease

I don't understand why the term "adding salt to the wound" is generalized as bad, because sure, salt burns, but it also makes the wound heal faster and prevents infection. Why not say "adding citrus to the wound"? Citrus hurts like hell and burns! And it doesn't help heal the wound!

CallMeOceanPlease

When I say my best friend will never know how much I love her I mean it. We've been friends for years and have rarely ever kept secrets from each other, but this past year we've started to talk less and less. I shouldn't be surprised, I should have figured this would happen, we're both getting older and have responsibility, and soon, she'll be going off to college and I, I will probably be left behind. I just hope that when she goes, I've told her how I feel. I wish that she knew how much I really love her, even if she couldn't return the feelings I just want her to know how I feel. I'll miss her so damn much and every day that we don't talk I worry about her. I want her to be safe and it hurts my heart knowing that some day I need to grow out of this childish crush but I can't. I love her, more than anything, and it tears me apart being away from her. I just want her to know that I'll be here for her forever, and I'll love her forever, no matter what. She's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. But I can't tell her. I'm too scared. I'm affraid of rejection, I'm terrified she won't want to be my friend anymore. I suppose that's how things go, but I really wish I could tell her. She has the password to an old wattpad account and I know she visits it occasionally, so I'm hoping that she sees this so it'll make things easier for me.

CallMeOceanPlease

Me, awkwardly trying to make friends; so like, is there an application I need to fill out to become your friend or.....
          
          
          Normal ppl; wtf-
          
          
          
          People I've made friends with; no, but I can make one!
          
          
          
          
          
          I legit have a friend who, in fifth grade, made an application on their computer and had me fill it out to be their friend. They have it framed on their wall. Every few years, they give me a candy with a piece of paper taped on it that says "employee of the month"

CallMeOceanPlease

Golden retrievers can give birth to green puppies.
          
          
          
          Ok now that I have your attention, seriously guys,when I say I don't have a father, I'm not expecting anyone to say "oh I'm so sorry" or "man, that sucks." I want you to say something like "lmao why?" And then laugh with me when I tell you that my father and step father were abusive jackass's!! Like, I'm not looking for pity, I just want people to know why when I talk about my family I don't mention a father.
          
          Also, the puppy fact is true.

CallMeOceanPlease

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How the fuck did I get back into Animal Jam? And why the fuck did I try to say fuck in Animal Jam? And why the fuck did I forget that I would get a temporary ban for saying fuck in Animal Jam?!ANY WHY AM I SO FUCKING PISSED THAT I CAN'T PLAY ANIMAL JAM?! WTFFFF-

CallMeOceanPlease

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Dad is such a foreign concept to me. I don't really ever use the word dad, because dad is a male caretaker, but my "dad" isn't my caretaker at all, he's just an asshole. However, I'm always up for being adopted lmao

CallMeOceanPlease

AYEE, after like, so much contemplating, I have concluded, that I may be a trans male. You heard it here, folks, I am trans and bi.
          
          
          Srsly tho, I was born a girl, but lately I've been questioning, and I seriously think I might be trans. Not too sure yet.