Well I never thought I’d visit a cursed area of my life but here we are.
Hey y’all! David here! Welcome to a cursed blog where today we will talk about why you should friend me on Discord!
Step 1: Add me Zeus#1234
Step 2: Win 10K V-bucks for your 12 year old cousin who screams at the dinner table
Step 3: Discover your life was a hoax and proceed to question your existence
Step 4: Oh shit my crush from 2 years ago still follows this account oh GOD OH FUCK