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Call_Me_Shakesqueer
Call_Me_Shakesqueer
i got a gf??? I GOT A GF!!!!
Call_Me_Shakesqueer
@___hannah_grace___ YAY GF BUDDIES CONGRATS BTW I HAVE YOU HAVE A LOVELY TIME WITH UR GF CUZ YOU DESERVE IT YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING <3
Call_Me_Shakesqueer
guys how many men do you think realized they were gay when they were playing roles in shakespeare's plays and had to kiss another dude. i'm betting atleast 3.
AllexMussen
@Call_Me_Shakesqueer Only three? My friend you don't give the power of Shakespeare enough credit. Im betting at least 15 to 30
_ilumi_zoldyck_
You are a beautiful person (●’◡’●)
Call_Me_Shakesqueer
oh to be a young teen, longing for love as you lay and think of your crush in the deepest hours of the night, wanting nothing more then for them to hold your hand and kiss you softly on the cheek.
dnfbliss
@Call_Me_Shakesqueer mood but its my boyfriend since the world decided we had to live 800+ miles apart
Call_Me_Shakesqueer
DUDES MY MATHS TEACHER USED TO USE WATTPAD HERES THE CONVERSATION THAT HAPPENED:
girl: sir you should read this book!
teacher: sure, ill read it
girl: it's on wattpad tho
me: wait you use wattpad-
girl: yea i mean who doesn't lmao
teacher: wattpad! i used to go on wattpad so much when i was younger!
me, girl and the entire class: waIT WHAT-
teacher: yea, i used it too much for my own good. anyways, let's get back to maths.
me, girl, my best friend and literally everyone: the teacher used wattpad, the teacher used wattpad, the teacher used wattpad, the teac-
TheSherlockedOne
@Call_Me_Shakesqueer AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH wOW that's so fckin cool hooly hekk
Call_Me_Shakesqueer
@Drappleforthewin awe thank you so much <3 you're honestly the only one who deserves this many compliments
Call_Me_Shakesqueer
ladies, gentlemen and gentlefolk i've done an oopsie. so i basically left a note on a girl's desk, which said,"you're really pretty" (i was too much of a wuss to physically tell her) in my handwriting, right? and she found it and i was sorta kinda really terrified. but then at lunch, she and two of my friends went and asked every boy in our class (i still identify as a girl at school, nobody knows i'm enby) and every dude said "uhhh, no?" and they suspect it's this one dude becuse they didn't get the chance to ask him. and i'm terrified because 1)i don't know how she feels about the note 2) i don't even know if she's gay?? 3) i did the thing and immediately regretted it. pls, help, i'm so terrified and sad.
Call_Me_Shakesqueer
@im_goin_mad thanks for the motivation, i was just about to tell 'em but the girl said she wasn't into girls and i got terrified she'd make fun of me so i chickened out and everyone would probs forget it by tomorrow. since the girl herself says it's probs someone playing a prank :)
annalypso
I stared at your profile for 3 minutes trying to absorb it I-
noodleboots
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