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TEA OF THE DAY:
Girl Logic for boys.
-We spend an average of 5-7 hours to get dressed up for you. You better have better compliment than "Beautiful."
-we give warning signs to our animal like behavior once a month. You have to observe that, so you survive. (Chocolate, tissues, and our fave movies.)
- We want you to show us off, to your exes like "yeah bitch, I'm taken by someone who can keep up with all of this"
-Idk if other girls say this but I do all the time
"Jesus, my life is a hot mess." This quote right here is nothing to be scared of....only it is. For me it means "SHE'S ABOUT TO BLOW!"
- If we say, "Whatever" you're fucked. If we say "Fine" eh. If we say "Where were you really?" Bitch we already know! Including if we say this next line, "Yeah, have fun." Your totally screwed. And we have become rabid animals.
- We do things that are completely out of context for you, bc we want you to question our sanity to see if you can truly handle all our levels of crazy. (I'm not kidding..)
-Short girls truly love being short.
-Tall girls truly hate shorter guys
-If we take you into girl stores its bc YOU agreed to go in. I WILL NOT drag my boyfriend into any female store unless HE agrees. So, if you get bored waiting go get coffee or some shit. Go to the acarde idc.
-It is true, girls change outfits alot. I.E
Work
Date
Pjs
School
Sleep
Hangout
Workout
Repeat.
- If we steal your hoodies.. that's it you're not getting back. It's become mine now.
WE ARE NOT THAT COMPLICATED!!!!!!!!!!