Callie

if anyone is interested in being a beta reader/soundboard for my marvel fanfic on Ao3 lmk i need help

Why don't Venom and Eddie breed rats? it's a relatively easy source of food for them.

John Mulaney looks like an off-brand Grant Gustin

Sprite is a MOOD.

Centaurworld is a kids show on some combo of weed, acid, and shrooms.

I have this headcanon that Peter has a f*ck ton of Iron Man figures that he has collected since he was like 6 or something and he keeps them in the back of the closet because he's embarrassed. Tony 100% knows and finds it hilarious and discretely adds to it once in a while.

Natasha Romanoff is a fucking mood. No, I will not elaborate.

I have a warriors au were a prophecy was spoken that five cats destined to be leaders would be born with powers and save the clans(from an undecided threat). There was Forestblaze from Thunderclan, Stormeyes from Skyclan, Runningstream from Riverclan, Darkpelt from Shadowclan, and Silentclaw of Windclan. There names all hint towards there powers, so i wonder if someone will figure it out.

I'm being honest when i say this is the #1 paragraph in any fanfiction ever.
          
          You still saw that they were tempted to implement 'Plan Z' where Clint would sneak out his hearing aids and only sign and Nat would speak Russian and pretend she didn't know English. Apparently, they had gotten out of scrapes before using that plan. You gave them a look behind your mom's back before they could give in to that plan.
          
          From 'The Sound Of Silence' by nekoamamori. https://www.wattpad.com/story/178099777-the-sound-of-silence

Nat stood up, pushing her seat away from the table. "I'll join you, Steve. I want to get some fresh air."
          
          "In New York City?" Tony sounded incredulous.
          
          I fucking love fanfiction sometimes.