HEY. YOU.

YEAH. YOU.

HAVE YOU READ. THE MOST AMAZING WEBCOMIC EVER. CALLED HOMOSUCK.

IT IS MUCH BETTER. THAN THE ONE WRITTEN. BY A SARCASTIC JERK. THAT IS CALLED A STUPID NAME. HOMESTUCK.

oh my! i am so sorry aboUt my brother caliborn. he is a jerk, isn't he?

i'm calliope. i write a lot of fan fiction, inclUding the adventUres of callie ohpeee. i do most of the writing on this accoUnt. ^u^ i'm the mUse of space, the most passive god tier.

SHUT UP. I WRITE TOO. IN FACT. I AM WRITING A BOOK. IN ADDITION TO HOMOSUCK. WHICH IS GREAT. AND YOU SHOULD READ IT.

PLUS. CALLIOPE IS DEAD. SO SHE HAS MORE TIME. WHICH IS IRONIC. BECAUSE I AM THE LORD OF TIME.

(whoa, he actUally got that right! UsUally he sUcks at labeling things "ironic"...)

BUT. I AM WRITING A BOOK. CALLED THE TALES OF CALIBE ORRNNO. AND IT IS MY FAN TROLL. 

I AM ALSO WRITING. A NOVELLA. ABOUT HOMOSUCK. AND IT WILL BE GREAT.

sorry aboUt him, again. he is qUite bothersome at the best of times! and also a ginormoUs copycat, and stUpid.

i hope yoU have a good experience reading my books! UuU

AND. I HOPE. YOU LIKE. MY BOOKS. WHICH ARE BETTER THAN HERS. tUMUt