Substance, Originality and consistent updates. I have none of these on this profile. You must have accidentally clicked on this profile. I will take your accident as a sign of pity and thank you. I pretty sure I'm dead inside for how much procrastination I do and how lazy I am. You are here now so let's get this over with. I am a person who writes terrible stories for other people to cringe at. No matter what you try you will always cringe. This is the internet and huge generalizations about things I know almost nothing about are always here. Just kidding I'm obviously an expert in everything. If you wish to read these stories be my guest. Watching the view count increase from 0 to 1 is the only thing that makes me happy in life anymore. With introductions out of the way you can go click on who you were supposed to.