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I found this while looking for memes:
Expandus: Is this where I can find Saudi the THOT Slayer?
Saudi: You speak to him demon, but be warned, I'm straight and I have a gun so no funny business!
Expandus: Look, I didn't come here to fight or corrupt, I came here so you could help me!
Saudi: With what? I kinda have a highscool softball game I'm supposed to be spectating so if ya could make it quick?
Expandus: Okay, to put bluntly, I corrupted one of your members into becoming my succubus right hand.
Saudi: Really? Who was it? Nicole? Max? One of the prostitutes?
Expandus: Jessi...
Saudi: You wot mate?
Expandus: I corrupted Jessi, and now she's a raving succubus.
Saudi: Holy Mary getting double-teamed by Jesus and Zeus in the back of a convertible!
Jesus: Dude what fuck-
Saudi: Do you have any idea on what you did? You corrupted literally the most dull, basically virgin woman, into a succubus? Ya know if you corrupt a virgin they basically become the little Aphrodites. And you're telling me Jessi Harding is corrupted.
Expandus: This is why I came here. She's fucked basically every man in a hundred mile radius and she's expanding larger, even larger than I've ever done, and my name is-
Saudi: Yes, yes, a clever innuendo. God fuck me. Okay, I'll... call Father Arthur and we'll fix this, maybe Death...
Expandus: But I came to you because I didn't want her to-
Death: I already know, come on Saud, we better get a move on before miss Harding gets anywhere near the softball file and ruins the game.
Saudi: Oh fuck you're right! Max! Go to the game for me please, Death wants me to.... fight her uncle Pedro.
Max: Kay.
Death: What goddess of Death has an Uncle Pedro?
Saudi: You apparently.