Calytrix_

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I found this while looking for memes:
          	
          	Expandus: Is this where I can find Saudi the THOT Slayer?
          	Saudi: You speak to him demon, but be warned, I'm straight and I have a gun so no funny business!
          	Expandus: Look, I didn't come here to fight or corrupt, I came here so you could help me!
          	Saudi: With what? I kinda have a highscool softball game I'm supposed to be spectating so if ya could make it quick?
          	Expandus: Okay, to put bluntly, I corrupted one of your members into becoming my succubus right hand.
          	Saudi: Really? Who was it? Nicole? Max? One of the prostitutes?
          	Expandus: Jessi...
          	Saudi: You wot mate?
          	Expandus: I corrupted Jessi, and now she's a raving succubus.
          	Saudi: Holy Mary getting double-teamed by Jesus and Zeus in the back of a convertible!
          	Jesus: Dude what fuck-
          	Saudi: Do you have any idea on what you did? You corrupted literally the most dull, basically virgin woman, into a succubus? Ya know if you corrupt a virgin they basically become the little Aphrodites. And you're telling me Jessi Harding is corrupted.
          	Expandus: This is why I came here. She's fucked basically every man in a hundred mile radius and she's expanding larger, even larger than I've ever done, and my name is-
          	Saudi: Yes, yes, a clever innuendo. God fuck me. Okay, I'll... call Father Arthur and we'll fix this, maybe Death...
          	Expandus: But I came to you because I didn't want her to-
          	Death: I already know, come on Saud, we better get a move on before miss Harding gets anywhere near the softball file and ruins the game.
          	Saudi: Oh fuck you're right! Max! Go to the game for me please, Death wants me to.... fight her uncle Pedro.
          	Max: Kay.
          	Death: What goddess of Death has an Uncle Pedro?
          	Saudi: You apparently.

Calytrix_

this message may be offensive
I found this while looking for memes:
          
          Expandus: Is this where I can find Saudi the THOT Slayer?
          Saudi: You speak to him demon, but be warned, I'm straight and I have a gun so no funny business!
          Expandus: Look, I didn't come here to fight or corrupt, I came here so you could help me!
          Saudi: With what? I kinda have a highscool softball game I'm supposed to be spectating so if ya could make it quick?
          Expandus: Okay, to put bluntly, I corrupted one of your members into becoming my succubus right hand.
          Saudi: Really? Who was it? Nicole? Max? One of the prostitutes?
          Expandus: Jessi...
          Saudi: You wot mate?
          Expandus: I corrupted Jessi, and now she's a raving succubus.
          Saudi: Holy Mary getting double-teamed by Jesus and Zeus in the back of a convertible!
          Jesus: Dude what fuck-
          Saudi: Do you have any idea on what you did? You corrupted literally the most dull, basically virgin woman, into a succubus? Ya know if you corrupt a virgin they basically become the little Aphrodites. And you're telling me Jessi Harding is corrupted.
          Expandus: This is why I came here. She's fucked basically every man in a hundred mile radius and she's expanding larger, even larger than I've ever done, and my name is-
          Saudi: Yes, yes, a clever innuendo. God fuck me. Okay, I'll... call Father Arthur and we'll fix this, maybe Death...
          Expandus: But I came to you because I didn't want her to-
          Death: I already know, come on Saud, we better get a move on before miss Harding gets anywhere near the softball file and ruins the game.
          Saudi: Oh fuck you're right! Max! Go to the game for me please, Death wants me to.... fight her uncle Pedro.
          Max: Kay.
          Death: What goddess of Death has an Uncle Pedro?
          Saudi: You apparently.

Calytrix_

He robbed me!-- knifed me!-- shot me!-- he poured acid down my throat!
          
          He managed to castrate me even though the knife was blunt!
          
          He too me to Oxford AND ABUSED ME IN A PUNT
          
          ~Chorus~ : I think we can all agree that he's a massive--
          
          *maniacal singing*
          
          -Mongrel Spy
          
          
          

Calytrix_

@Calytrix_ lol I'll make a chapter with the video 
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Calytrix_

Oh hey I'm still alive I mean my jaw, ribs, lungs, and etc. were hurting for 2 days straight from the beating my dad and brother gave me but I'm alive my father thinks that something's wrong with me but I'm alive I got high yesterday night just to get a floaty feeling so the sadness would go away but I'm fine at least I'm alive. . . Though I truly do not want to be