Cam!

Bonjour!

honestly my humor just gets better and better :] im super funny rn and only rn

Cam online on wattpad??? Whaaat????

Pls I need to be funny  the lords from above (let's not get religious here) pls give me the funny

Current mood: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀ 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hi

Guess who's internet just got fucked ✌️

"This is my uh.. cousin! From uuhhh cousin school!" 
          Dude I love cousin school

Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
          'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't comin' back
          I'm talkin' pedicure on our toes, toes
          Tryin' on all our clothes, clothes
          Boys blowin' up our phones, phones
          Drop-toppin', playin' our favorite CDs
          Pullin' up to the parties
          Tryna get a little bit tipsy
          Don't stop, make it pop
          DJ, blow my speakers up
          Tonight, I'ma fight
          'Til we see the sunlight
          Tick-tock on the clock
          But the party don't stop, no
          Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
          Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
          Don't stop, make it pop
          DJ, blow my speakers up
          Tonight, I'ma fight
          'Til we see the sunlight
          Tick-tock on the clock
          But the party don't stop, no
          Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
          Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
          Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer
          Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
          And now the dudes are linin' up 'cause they hear we got swagger
          But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger
          I'm talkin' 'bout everybody gettin' crunk, crunk
          Boys try to touch my junk, junk
          Gonna smack him if he gettin' too drunk, drunk
          Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
          Or the police shut us down, down
          Police shut us down, down
          Po-po shut us down
          Don't stop, make it pop
          DJ, blow my speakers up
          Tonight, I'ma fight
          'Til we see the sunlight
          Tick-tock on the clock
          But the party don't stop, no
          Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
          Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
          Don't stop, make it pop
          DJ, blow my speakers up
          Tonight, I'ma fight
          'Til we see the sunlight
          Tick-tock on the clock
          But the party don't stop, no
          Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
          Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

AAAAAAAAAA
          
          SOMEONE PLEASE TALK TO ME I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY TO GET OUT