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Cryptic dream wisdom I've acquired while napping;
I was somewhere with some extraordinarily gorgeous person. I was feeling oddly anxious, so I started biting my nails, so this person asked me, "Why do you do that?"
"Because I'm feeling nervous," I respond.
"What happens when you run out of nail to bite?" And I don't know why, but once my nails were basically nonexistent, I started chewing on the skin of my fingers.
"I'll just eat this, I guess." And this conversation keeps going on and on until I've eaten my fucking hands.
"What will you do now?" They ask me.
"I still have wrists, I'll just move on to that."
"Is it because you're still nervous?"
"Of course."
"Then why don't you just stop being nervous?"
And I wake up in cold sweat.