Zebra

So my guys, I found out why I'm gay apparently!
          My Younger brother yelled at me and said 
          "THE REASON YOU GAY IS BECAUSE YOU USED TO BE A FUCKING BALLERINA!" 
          
          I asked my dad about this and he said it was true and showed me pictures. I also found out I was a  ripped seven year old.
           I mean damn.
          I was thiccccccc with them abs.

Dont you love when your homophobic Grandparents come visit your house when the get kicked put of there apartment, and yell at you not only for being gay but also for being single? 
          BITCH IF ONLY IT WAS  THAT EASY TO GET A BOYFRIEND

Does anybody want to go blow up westerburg High with me?