If you ever feel safe please remember that I'm out there.

And if you ever ask me if I'm a decent person um............

Not morally, but I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking.

And If you can't handle me at my worst, then leave. I don't have a best. I'm an awful person.

You have bin warned.


And I'm really bad at 
 relationships don't ask because me flirting is like asking " hay, you want to suffer together". And if I ever tell someone I love them because life is short I'd scream it in German because life is also confusing and scary.

I also don't understand why people tell me to "be good" when leaving. Can't do that Susan  already planned a riot, a few stabbings, a bank robbery and possibly world domination.

* two weeks later *

😡😡......
Just read an article that said highly sarcastic people die younger, which is just f*cking great.




If you know this meme you're my best friend

P.S. I like Serial Killers 😃