HEY GUISE, THIS IS JESTER DOING MAH MINNIE'S BIO. I'm like half-way falling asleep so don't judge this crappy bio.

SHE'S MY MINNIE, YOU CAN'T CALL HER THAT. ._. Okay? Okay.

>She's been makin' this planet gorgeous since 300 A.D I mean 1995. Wut o_o

>Hilarious little son of booger. I mean like you'll probably piss your pants. xD

>She has a bbigggg hearrtttt and it has room for you but seriously you hurt her I'll castrate or pry your boobs from your body.

>She's taken. SO LAY OFF YOU WHORES. I mean lovely wattpadions.

>This girl is a music addict. Like there should be a rehab place just for her, its THAT bad. But she has great taste so ITS ALL GOOD

>AMAZING WRITEERRR, Look at dem sexy books down der.

>If you really wanna get to know her just chat her up, cause I'm running out of shit to say.

>I LOVE YOU.

Alrighty. That's all I got. NO WAIT, BOOSH.

BLESS YO' FACE

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“Sometimes, when I have to do something I don't want to do, I pretend I'm a character from a book. It's easier to know what they would do.”

“Whatever you are physically...male or female, strong or weak, ill or healthy--all those things matter less than what your heart contains. If you have the soul of a warrior, you are a warrior. All those other things, they are the glass that contains the lamp, but you are the light inside.”