If you need anything, such as an editor, let me know. I know a thing or two about enhancing storylines and/or correcting the HELL out of punctuation.

Look, we all have our expiration dates, and when we die, we MIGHT do something that'll mean something to the next generations, but either way, one day, God will decide that the human race will need to stop existing because we're annoying fucks. After that, the only legacy ANYONE will ever leave is maybe planetary pollution, but what happens after the sun dies and eats the earth? Exactly. There goes our hard work with our damn paper waste and tree homicide.

My name is Captain Sergeant, I have a sailor's mouth, and most the time I make witty or shitty comments on cool stories I like. Sometimes I'll draw some shit, other times I'll write even worse shit. Everyone fears the day I turn 21, because we ALL know that once I get my hands on alcohol, there will be destruction; I already act like a drunk fuck.

When I free myself from the educational system, I'm gonna attempt to fulfill my dream as a TV show creator on Cartoon Network. But since that's not gonna work, since that's gonna require a lot of money I don't have, I'm just gonna live on the Californian streets as a hobo, hoping to start a revolution to overthrow the government and make myself a queen, because royalty is awesome as hell.

I'm currently writing a story, but who knows if I'll finish it, so whatever. Keep an eye out for that if you care enough, though. After all, I want to put some actual quality in this thing.

If you wanna hear me nerd out about animation or cartoon shows or Disney movies or anything that requires a pencil, PM me.

Seriously I'm a lonely fuck. Don't let me die alone.