They call me...the last centurion.

Hello people of the internet Rory Williams here live from both the TARDIS and Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria.

My friend once asked me why Rory Williams was my favorite companion so I replied with ' He died multiple times but still came back just for Amy,He blew up an entire cyberfleet for her,and he also waited for two thousand years outside of a giant box that Amy was trapped in just so he could be there when she came out. And he's done some badass stuff.'

My friend then said that none of that mattered and that Rory was an idiot.

I broke his jaw.