OrphanObliterator

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Two words:
          
          C o c k  j o k e .

Ok so...I’ve been away from Wattpad for like a year now and I literally JUST reinstalled the app and I had all of these notifications about how I have new followers and people adding my book to their list and it made me feel so happy so I’m gonna start writing again for all of you that are supporting me. Thank you so much ☺️

I’m here to apply for the mini cult

Hey my MaNgHoEs if any of you h0es be reading my shit fanfic I’m sorry for waiting like a whole million years to update it but I’m a lazy bitch sooooooo...Yea but I’ll be updating the next page soon and then I’ll try and update it a LOT more so yeeeaaaaaa. 

Oh, my my my my my my so many of you MaNgHoEs are following me 

okay but your cover photo- 

I’m bored 

Omg I’m so famous I have two followers