Ways to get kicked out of Walmart:
1. Run up to somebody and ask them what year it is, then run around the store screaming "IT WORKED!!!" and look fascinated by little things around the store.
2. Walk into the store with a Target uniform
3. Print off a bunch of Target or K-Mart (or other store) advertisements and paste them around in the store
4. Go up to the cashier register conveyer belt thingie and try to scan your self
5. Make a store in your garage selling things like video games for 10 cents. Print an ad and then show it to Walmart and insist that they beat your price.
6. Hand out 1up mushrooms to random people and say "get a life"
Yes I did get these from scioly.org