Krispy Baconn

Just accidentally set my carpet on fire by knocking over my candle. Scariest shit I've ever experienced an it only scared me because I didn't set it this time lmao

My step dad and I have friendly banter and he insulted me this morning.. I was so tired I told him he had rabies and told him to step on a lego as an insult back. 
          
          And now he's telling my mom. 
          
          Fuck. 

I have to sneeze but it won't come out and I'm straight up ready to jump out the fuckin window-

Unnecessarily random but your profile picture gives off some seriously happy vibes :D XD