I am a cynical cancerian pessimist with arachnophobia and a love of sweets. I also have insomnia and a phobia of physical contact. I am more Yin than Yang. I don't fear the Sun - the Sun fears me. The Moon, on the other hand, is a close personal friend of mine. Me, him and Saturn go WAY back. 

CANCER ♋
CRAB
MOON
WATER
CARDINAL