~I'm fluent in 2 languages: English and sarcasm

~The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. 

~Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it's a beautiful day

~(to all of the haters out there) you should eat some makeup because then you could be pretty on the inside too. 

Hey wattpad! So I guess I kinda made an interesting first impression huh. 

Yeah. I tend to do that. 

Anyways, this is my account for shorter stories (maybe). My other account, laughsfornoreason, is also recommended. I've got some stuff on that too. Hopefully I'll be able to keep up with both but we'll see. 

I hope you enjoy my books!