Memento Mori

If I had a nickle for every time alergická reakce na hrášek almost killed me, I would have two nickles. Which isnt a lot but it's weird that it happened twice...

Few notes to my future self from today's lunch:
          - Kimchi does smell. A lot. Be prepared next time.
          - Don't use so much meat, also try it with tofu next time
          - Be careful with the pan and try to not burn the eggs AGAIN
          - Montero is not an ideal song to play when your parents are around

I have note for your future self too: Udělej si čínskou polívku s vejci a kečupem. Nebudeš toho litovat <3

Another note to my future self - dont fucking hit yourself in an elbow or you're gonna pass out in front of everyone in that damn library again. Take care, bye

Note to my future self - učení se na zkoušku jde mnohem líp s alkoholem. Especially white wine. Love ya, bye

"When life fucks up your plan, fuck the reason that fucked it up!" - wisdom of @LittleDissapointment

"Happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction mafia." - @LittleDissapointment  to yall <3

Hey, guess what u little shit? You're beautiful person inside out and I swear to heavens and hell if someone's gonna tell you anything different, I am gutting them like a fish. (I look feckin good in orange, which is bonus points.) 
          Stay safe, you can get through anything with positive attidute, happy mindset and a bit of a violence. 

Carl... WhAt cAN i Do wHaT CAn I dO?! ThaT shIt iS STucK in mY heAd OnCE AgAIn

Carl, let's make revolution in gay stories, I am fed up w/the shit that's happening here.