𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕒𝕘𝕖 𝔻𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕓𝕒𝕘

EVERYTHING HURTS

The craziest thing happend today and it’s too strange to not tell y’all:
          
          At my school we have to three fire drills a year and we’re supposed to have one this week. So I’m sitting in ELA, trying to memorize the first stanza of ‘the raven’ when the beginning of the fire alarm goes off, it’s just the woop-woop-woop part. 
          
          So naturally we all get up and head towards the door, but then it stopped and we all stood there. And then it went off again, just the beginning, so we left the building and headed towards the parking lot.
          As we’re walking past the front of the building our assistant principal came out and said that it hadn’t gone off, but half of the 7th and 8th grade was already in the parking lot so it was really awkward coming back into the building

Why oh why did I decide to play softball this year?

today for april fools a girl in my homeroom said that she was pregnant

A basic conversation with my math teacher when I don’t have his class: “What’s up?”
          “The sky”
          “It’s still there?”
          “Last time I checked”

Upon the realization that Freddie Mercury died in 1991, I concluded that I had to add a chapter where Maddy learns that he’s dead, which then lead me to remember that I published the entirety of the chamber of secrets in about four days
          
          Thoughts are weird like that

Season 13, episode 6 of my life: cramps nearly kill me in math class over negative numbers

To the person who keeps blowing donuts at the intersection: WE GET IT, YOU HAVE A CAR. YOU'RE HAPPY THAT YOU HAVE A CAR. 
          IF YOU WANT TO BLOW DONUTS, EITHER DON’T DO IT AT ELEVEN AT NIGHT OR JUST GO TO ST ALBANS WHERE THERES PARKING LOTS. 
          
          Also fyi, my dad’s tailing you, have a good rest of your night

I feel like this is the time to say that Marlene McKinnon is my Wife and no one can take her from me

Happy Birthday @GonzoThe_Great
          your gift is one hug without me complaining 
          to activate this gift you must actually check your notifications for once
          
          i loath you slightly less than usual
          - your sister
          P. S. also posting this to your feed so that you have a better chance of seeing it