Cap'n Fabulous

The background gives me l i f e

hEy cARLTHElLAMAIShEREthirteen,
          
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          were wil we feattur u, m9? thid isn'y a jok. go ahed anf get featture!
          
          i repit, this id knot a jok. featture costs 999.99$. and theres a 1%diccount if you buy ths month of maRch! ops, looks like tomrow, it'l b apRl, good loock!
          
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ⓣⓗⓐⓝⓚⓢ DAN for the prodigal follow. Hopefully this is because you were entertained by our first book Gravity .If you haven't, you have missed a very funny book.  Sorry, we can't follow back, we've hit Wattpads limit for people we can follow  
          
          Thanks RK & Reb

Heyyy you seem really cool (: we should talk sometime. 

So I'm guessing you like Melanie Martinez? Me too, me too...

Thank you! I knew from my experience with the internet that someone out there had to have photoshopped something like this so I looked it up. 

No problemo! And how could I not follow with a profile picture like that

Sorry but I just read your bio and laughed so hard at the first part that video gives me life I love it almost as much as phan #hellointernet
          Also thanks for the follow mate

Ur background pic is amazing :)))

Thx for the follow fam ❤️