Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm twenty-six and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
HE'S IN YOUR BED AND I'M IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT
(guitar part)
I'VE GOT THE KEY AND HE'S JUST A DOOR MAT
AND EVEN THO HE'S GOT SOCIAL SKILLS THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T PAY THE BILLS. ANY WAY MAKE THE MOST OF HIM CUZ SHE MOVES ON PRETY BLOODY QUICK. Your new boyfriends an arsehole...
(WhOOO)