I wish I were more known in the wattpad life lol.
This is me when I try to sleep,
1 sheep, 2 sheep, red fish, blue fish, i dont like green eggs and ham, twinkle twinkle little star, Old McDonald had a farm, EEEEEHHHHHHHH MACARANA!!!!
UGH!! Fine I'll write!!!
some funny things I like to say:
>Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil
>When nothing goes right, go left
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... No...
>Sometime I wish I were a monkey so I could throw bananas at people and it would be legal...
>Give me chocolate and no one gets hurt!!!
>Would you like a side of EPIC with that FAIL
>MOOOO I AM A FISH!!
>When a girl says "whatever' she really mean, I hope you get shot and fall off a bridge and get raped by a shark. And then eaten by it.
>When you are upset, just imagine a T-Rex making a bed.
The birth of candy bars...
one PAYDAY MR.GOODBAR wanted a BIT 'O' HONEY so he took Miss HERSHEY'S to downtown next to the corner of Main and 5TH AVENUE. He began to feel her MOUNDS with his BUTTERFINGERS that was pure ALMOND JOY, it made her TOOTSIE ROLL and he let out a SNICKERS and she screamed OH HENRY You are even better than the 3 MUSKETEERS. Soon she became CHUNKY and 9 months later BABY RUTH was born.
DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE!!!!!
you rebel I like you.
Mr. Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom.... Think about it.....
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CarrieAnna
Feb 18, 2015 09:51PM
So...my iPad is shattered...that was my only way to get to wattpad and I'm really sorry if i let some people down :( i'll try harder over the summer...I'm so sorry i haven't updated.. I'm going to wr...View all Conversations