Sometimes I wonder if there is a point in staying alive, but then i realise there probably isn't food in the afterlife                                                                                                                            
                                                                                                                                                     
Heyy, I'm Carrie, an aspiring writer and Food taste tester. Yes that is a real job, fight me                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                
 All you really need to know about me is, I'm a Teenage girl from the beautiful, cloudy, grey, sad country named England. My hobbies include, writing, reading, and binge  watching Netflix (I'm sad, i know). I'll kill you with my own hands if you make me read a sappy cliche story, and i should probably be in a mental hospital by now                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                                                           
 I'd be so chuffed if you could checkout my book Ashes, even though its probably total rubbish.                                                                                                                                               Bloody Hell, I'm knackered, i'd better go get myself a nice warm cuppa British tea before i get me knickers in a twist.                                                                                    Cheerio, Pip Pop and God save the Queen